Funny Press Releases: Rob Halford

Saw this on Melodicrock.com, and I feel for the poor bastard that has to write these press releases. I’ll highlight the portions that I found to be humorous – no additional commentary needed, really! Metal God Entertainment and Rob Halford are pleased to announce New York screenings of Halford Resurrection World Tour Documentary an Official […]

The Gospel According To Molly Ringwald…er, John Hughes?

via Stuck in the ’80s: A small American Baptist congregation outside Chicago is getting weekly lessons in “The Gospel of John Hughes,” according to the Chicago Sun-Times. For example, with “The Breakfast Club,” Hudgins’ message is this, according to the Sun-Times: ” ”Don’t You Forget About Me’ says we are not forgotten. … But everyone’s […]

Speaking of pointless 12″ remixes

Remember the other day, when I was talking about pointless 12″ remixes? Here’s a really good example: Survivor – Eye of the Tiger (extended mix) Definitely not one to listen to while operating power tools or heavy machinery. Relevant Links: Purchase Survivor – Ultimate Survivor – CD or MP3