Cage Match: Solid Gold vs. Soul Train

Welcome to another edition of the award-winning (we’re lying) Cage Match series, and one that Michael and I consider to be a special week for the series. We’re going to present this one in the style of Narm’s award-winning (we’re lying again) “Would Ya Wednesday” series. For those of you that are unfamiliar with this, […]

Cage Match: Bell Biv Devoe vs. Alice Cooper

Before we get to this week’s Cage Match, I want to share my newest musical crush with you: Meet Garfunkel and Oates. Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci (aka Garfunkel and Oates,) are reason number 8,020 why Youtube is awesome. The video below might be a trailer of coming attractions for future weeks here on the […]

Cage Match: Jon vs. John

I look at this week’s battle as a battle between two songs with two of the most awesome song openings of all time. The subject matter of Jon Bon Jovi (and his rock band conveniently named Bon Jovi) and John Cougar, John Cougar Mellencamp, and John Mellencamp (take your pick depending on the year) was […]

Cage Match: Rupert Holmes vs. Journey

Do you like pina coladas? Me either. But I couldn’t resist the chance to put this Rupert Holmes classic *ahem* up against the second contender that you’ll hear about in a second. Rupert apparently also wrote plays, novels, and stories. I bet you didn’t know that, and if you’re like me, you didn’t care either! […]

Cage Match: Stewart vs. Stewart

This week, I was thinking how much fun it would be to put two of Rod Stewart’s most hated songs (an arguable point in some circles, including mine) up against each other. It was either that, or Sweet Sensation against something equally appalling. At present moment, I still love you all too much to do […]

Cage Match: Sweet vs. The Eagles

This week’s Cage Match is another one courtesy of Michael’s warped mind. This one slips quietly in front of another great suggestion by The Cleveland Caper that we’ll have to save for a future week. And ya know, if you have a suggestion for a future Cage Match, drop us a line and we’ll add […]