Suburban Metal Dad no. 75, “Second Scene From the Beach”

Posted on by D.X. Ferris

Teaser: A lifeguard at the beach says, "Hey! You in the water! Stop having fun!"

Suburban Metal Dad, an original webcomic by D.X. Ferris, served fresh every Monday and Friday.

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a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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A sign on the beach lists various areas designated for various demographics, with direction arrows: "#1, dog beach. #2, gay beach. #3, Mullet beach (REO Speedwagon provided). #4, Family beach. #5, gay family beach. #6, weed beach, #7, Bad tattoo beach." Lifeguard says, "Hey! You in the water! Stop having fun!"