Suburban Metal Dad no. 74, “Scene From the Beach”

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A day at the beach: Big sign with posted rules reads, "WELCOME TO THE BEACH. RULES: 1) NO SWIMMING IN UNGUARDED AREAS, 2) GET YOUR F*UCKIN' DOG OUT OF HERE..."

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a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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A day at the beach: Big sign with posted rules reads, "WELCOME TO THE BEACH. RULES: 1) NO SWIMMING IN UNGUARDED AREAS, 2) GET YOUR F*UCKIN' DOG OUT OF HERE, 3) ANYBODY PLAYING CORNHOLE WILL BE CORNHOLED." And a lifeguard shouts, "Hey! You! In the water! Stop having fun!"