Suburban Metal Dad no. 62, “First Birthday Party, Part 3.”

Posted on by D.X. Ferris

thumbnail teaser: someone at a birthday party looks at their rampaging kid and says, "He ate four pieces of cake! Normally, he'll only eat Pop Tarts! And he won't eat unless he's upside-down on the couch!"

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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Someone at a birthday party looks at their rampaging kid and says, "He ate four pieces of cake! Normally, he'll only eat Pop Tarts! And he won't eat unless he's upside-down on the couch!" Metal Dad says, "You know, I saw on Dr. Phil that kids can starve to death if they don't get their favorite junk food."