Suburban Metal Dad no. 46, “Office Dead Pool”

Posted on by D.X. Ferris

Thumbnail teaser: At a watercooler, one worker says to another, "That's a tough question: We have more guns, but his kids may not see another way out. Can I take a push?"

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Suburban Metal Dad
a webcomic by D.X. Ferris
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At a watercooler, one worker says to another, "Who do you think is more likely to kill the boss? Someone at work or one of his kids?" The other worker says, "That's a tough question: We have more guns, but his kids may not see another way out. Can I take a push?" The first person says, "You can have the push, but you need to bet the over-under on when it'll happen." The second worker says, "Under six months, definitely."