I believe that my pal Brian would file this in category “The Dumb.”
Thanks to Chris Akin for sharing this with the following comment:
As if Metal fans needed help looking like idiots, this jagoff comes along to keep the retard image going!
This reminds me humorously of some of the metal in-stores that Chris and I did through the years. I will say this though: I think that this guy is definitely head and shoulders above any of the most colorful fans we ever saw at an in-store.
Love the title of this so much!
That’s totally gonna be me with Costner at the HOB next week. Just so you know…
You know what would’ve been awesome? If one of the band members punched him in the face for being such a dickhead.
Thanks to this jackhole I have to make a new category called The Dumbest. I am pretty sure if I were standing behind him I would have either left or punched him.
His excitement is genuine for a metal retard. Shame he could not hang out longer with the band but his mother was waiting outside to pick him up.
Also, I think that is awesome that Pickles from Metalocalypse was hanging out with the world’s most retarded metal fan.