Cage Match: J. Geils Band vs. Don Henley
Written by: Matt Wardlaw

You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
You just can't win...
And so it happens that you discover the above complicated mathematical equation of love that plagues all of us eventually. Coming from J. Geils Band frontman Peter Wolf, you couldn't help but think that it was very possible that Mr. Wolf probably did something additional not disclosed in the lyrics to arrive at his expressed viewpoint about love. Think about it: Would you let your daughter go home with Peter Wolf without a chap-e-rone?
CommentsThe Monday Morning Mix – 40 Summers Past ‘69 – 6/29/09
Written by: Mel

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About Today's Mix:
Today's Monday Morning Mix comes straight from our very own Mel! With 4th of July happening this week, I thought that this week might be a good time to drop a nice summertime mix. I got in touch with The Melness, and she agreed that she could put something worthy together.
Ah, summer. I love rolling down the windows and cranking my ridiculous playlists. Or a Basement Jaxx CD. I'll stick with the ridiculous for your Monday.
That being said, in honor of the official beginning of the summer, with a particular dedication to 4th of July about to mark our calendars, here is my Monday (It’s Still Very Morning to Me) Mixtape:
40 Summers Past '69 (download)
1. Summertime – Wiley (Crookers Remix) - from the single Summertime Part 2 – You just sat in the driver’s seat, ready to hit the road for a four-hour road trip warrior weekend. You need to start that drive off right – a wonky Crookers dance remix. Three shots of espresso are optional. The next rest stop is 48 miles away.
2. We Used to Vacation – Cold War Kids (Daytrotter version, I love) – But because I cannot drink anymore (and partially because I spent my savings on booze for the last five years), we will not be traveling to the beach this year. It’s a Stay-cation summer, kids!
3. I Come From the Water – The Toadies - from the album Rubberneck – I came from the water. I intend to not drown myself in the water on any of my summer weekends of which I may fall off a boat or a jet ski after suffering from waves of “heat exhaustion.” And damn, that sand does go on forever, doesn’t it? Especially when it gets washed into your swimsuit bottoms.
4. Back Porch – Presidents of the United States of America - from the album The Presidents of the United States of America – If you got a front porch, you can bring your one- or two- or no-string too.
5. Blister in the Sun – Violent Femmes - from the album Violent Femmes – I always forget my SPF45 on my nose and scalp. And I get these funky streaks on my back. Big hands I know you're the one!
6. Fantastic Voyage – Coolio - from the album It Takes A Thief – C’mon all let’s get inside. I got a Ford, not a convertible or a broad. We can ride with the doors open on the side road. And I'll stop rapping now...
7. Cruel Summer – Bananarama - from the album Bananarama – Summer is truly cruel when August creeps up. Then, you enjoy more “bars with air conditioning” than “bars with patios.”
8. Summer of 69 – Bryan Adams - from the album Reckless. You seriously didn't know that? – I imagine ’69 was a good summer. It will also be a great one for the 69-year-old karaoke show-offs this weekend. Cougar. Rawr!
9. Hot in the City – Billy Idol - from the album Billy Idol – Damn. I can’t take it over 80 degrees. Move over. You’re too sticky.
10. 4th of July – Stephen Kellogg & the Sixers - from the album Glassjaw Boxer – Scene: Mel is driving. Playing around on her iPod, finding good songs to add to the Monday Morning Mixtape v. ‘69 Summer. Boyfriend plugs in his iPod and declares shuffle war. A great song by an unknown band plays. Mel likes. Then shrieks of delight upon the singing of the chorus, “How appropriate for my mix!” And then, it was added.
11. The Boys of Summer – Don Henley - from the album Building The Perfect Beast – I love these boys of summer. And Spring. You can take the Boys of Winter. They have too many clothes on for my liking. But that’s neither here nor there.
12. Sunshine of Your Love – Cream – from the album Disraeli Gears - I’ve been waiting so long… I’ve been waiting so long… Ladies & Gentlemen, break out the air guitars.
13. Summer in the City – Lovin’ Spoonful - from the album Hums of the Lovin' Spoonful – Or your air keyboards, if you are so inclined.
14. Saturday in the Park – Chicago - from the album Chicago V – It’s such a cliché song selection to end the mix, no? But you know it’s perfect. Where is that man selling ice cream?
CommentsThe Very Best of Don Henley – In Stores June 16th
Written by: Matt Wardlaw
How big of a Don Henley fan am I?
Well, there was that time a few years ago in 2005 that I drove 3+ hours to Detroit to see Henley, on tour that summer for a limited run of dates with Stevie Nicks. I bought a ticket for 100 bucks in the parking lot, watched Henley play his 80 minute opening set with Nicks guesting on a few tunes, and then hit the parking lot to drive back to Cleveland.
Nugget of the night? Henley, who wasn't promoting anything new, pulled out "The Genie" from Inside Job, his most recent solo release to date. Actually, Henley OPENED with "The Genie." Blew my mind. It was a good night, and well worth the 100 bucks.
I really liked Inside Job, and as big of a fan as I was of that album, Henley could have walked onstage that night, played "The Genie," and walked right off, and I would have been satisfied. But we all got our money's worth on that evening with a crowd pleaser of a setlist featuring all of the hits, including (of course) "The Boys of Summer," which is probably my favorite from his 80's solo career - one of those ones that when it comes on the radio or Ipod, I never turn it off.
Henley is allegedly starting to formulate plans for his next solo CD, and until that one comes out, you can look forward to the June 16th release of The Very Best of Don Henley on CD.
A deluxe CD/DVD edition of the title will follow a week later on June 23rd. Let's get the obvious out of the way: I know that Henley has only released one CD (the previously mentioned Inside Job) since the release of his first collection Actual Miles in 1995.
And you're going to need to hang on to that one, because the "new" material on Actual Miles isn't carried over to the new collection.
Oh yeah, some Henley fans are going to be pissed off about this one....

But as you can probably guess, there is some value-added material on the CD/DVD version designed especially to suck you and I in as music fans to buy the new collection, even though we already have Actual Miles.
For me, this comes in the form of "Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Boat," which Henley covered for the 1992 Steve Martin flick Leap of Faith.
That one, and three other soundtrack tunes are tacked on to the bonus DVD included with the deluxe edition, although they are audio tracks only on the DVD, not included on the CD version.
Here's where I see the prime opportunity to put Henley's MTV Unplugged performance from 1990 onto the DVD.
And it's an opportunity that is unfortunately missed. Perhaps that one will be part of the now-inevitable Don Henley box set that will be released in another 15 years.
And where is the video for "The End Of The Innocence?"
Here's the whole press release for your reading enjoyment!
THE VERY BEST OF DON HENLEY
FEATURES HENLEY'S BEST-LOVED SOLO SONGS
CD+DVD Version Adds Music Videos And
Soundtrack Recordings
"Dirty Laundry," "The Boys Of Summer," and "The End Of The Innocence" are some of the most popular, powerful, and critically acclaimed songs of our time. Now those songs and more, digitally re-mastered from the original recordings, are being made available on The Very Best Of Don Henley - the first career-to-date collection spanning Don Henley's tenures on Asylum, Geffen, and Warner Bros. The Very Best Of Don Henley, is being offered in CD and deluxe CD+DVD versions. The 14-track CD is being released on June 16th and the 24-track CD/DVD is being released on June 23rd through Geffen/UMe.
The Very Best Of Don Henley DVD features six iconic music videos including "The Boys Of Summer," "All She Wants To Do Is Dance," "The Heart Of The Matter," "The Last Worthless Evening," "Everything is Different Now" and "For My Wedding" as well as four bonus audio recordings from soundtrack releases: "Love Rules" (Fast Times At Ridgemont High), "Who Owns This Place? " (The Color Of Money), "Sit Down, You're Rockin' The Boat" (Leap Of Faith) and "Through Your Hands" (Michael).
The 14-selection The Very Best Of Don Henley CD kicks off with "Dirty Laundry" from his solo 1982 debut album, the gold I Can't Stand Still. Henley followed with 1984's triple platinum Building The Perfect Beast with "The Boys Of Summer" (GRAMMY-winner for Best Rock Vocal), the Top 10 hit "All She Wants To Do Is Dance" as well as "Sunset Grill" and "Not Enough Love In The World."
Culled from 1989's six times platinum The End Of The Innocence (the 1989 album that remained on the Billboard Top 200 chart for 148 weeks), are the title track - another Grammy Rock Vocal winner - and the hit singles "The Last Worthless Evening," "The Heart Of The Matter," "I Will Not Go Quietly" and "New York Minute."
From his first solo collection, 1995's platinum Actual Miles: Henley's Greatest Hits, The Very Best Of Don Henley features Henley's cover of Leonard Cohen's classic "Everybody Knows." Y2K's platinum Inside Job, his first solo album since 1989, was an intensely personal rumination on love and romance and included the #1 Adult Contemporary hit "Taking You Home," "Everything Is Different Now" and "For My Wedding," the first Don Henley single to land on the Country music charts.
The Very Best Of Don Henley (single disc version) (pre-order from Amazon)
TRACK LISTING:
1. DIRTY LAUNDRY
2. THE BOYS OF SUMMER
3. ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE
4. NOT ENOUGH LOVE IN THE WORLD
5. SUNSET GRILL
6. THE END OF THE INNOCENCE
7. THE LAST WORTHLESS EVENING
8. NEW YORK MINUTE
9. I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY
10. THE HEART OF THE MATTER
11. EVERYBODY KNOWS
12. FOR MY WEDDING
13. EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW
14. TAKING YOU HOME
The Very Best Of Don Henley (CD + DVD version) (pre-order from Amazon)
TRACK LISTING:
CD
1. DIRTY LAUNDRY
2. THE BOYS OF SUMMER
3. ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE
4. NOT ENOUGH LOVE IN THE WORLD
5. SUNSET GRILL
6. THE END OF THE INNOCENCE
7. THE LAST WORTHLESS EVENING
8. NEW YORK MINUTE
9. I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY
10. THE HEART OF THE MATTER
11. EVERYBODY KNOWS
12. FOR MY WEDDING
13. EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW
14. TAKING YOU HOME
DVD
VIDEOS
1. THE BOYS OF SUMMER
2. All SHE WANTS TO DO IS DANCE
3. THE LAST WORTHLESS EVENING
4. THE HEART OF THE MATTER
5. EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW
6. FOR MY WEDDING
BONUS AUDIO
5. LOVE RULES
6. WHO OWNS THIS PLACE?
7. SIT DOWN, YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BOAT
8. THROUGH YOUR HANDS
Cage Match: Sweet vs. The Eagles
Written by: Matt Wardlaw

This week's Cage Match is another one courtesy of Michael's warped mind. This one slips quietly in front of another great suggestion by The Cleveland Caper that we'll have to save for a future week. And ya know, if you have a suggestion for a future Cage Match, drop us a line and we'll add it to the ever-growing list!
I'm still smarting a bit from how bad our friend Pat Benatar got her ass handed to her in last week's Cage Match, but thanks to Michael's help, I've found a way to press on with a new batch of contenders.
In the left corner, we've got our good pal Timothy B. Schmit, his pals The Eagles, and their song "Love Will Keep Us Alive."
On the other side, we've got glam kids Sweet, and the 80's glitz of "Love Is Like Oxygen." Not bad since it was recorded in 1978. Nicely done guys, you were trendsetters!
"Love Will Keep Us Alive" vs. "Love Is Like Oxygen." Get it? These are the crazy wacky things that Michael and I think of.
In 1994, The Eagles finally reunited for that big huge reunion tour that was 115 dollars too rich for the only-semi-employed concert-going me to attend. But damn, I should have sold some CDs or plasma (plasma wins this one) to attend it. I realized that after I saw the MTV broadcast, picked up the home video, bootlegs, etc. Oh well.
Hell Freezes Over was released on both audio and video to document the initial stages of the Eagles relapse, and weren't you SO excited that there was new material included? I know that I was.
Now let's look at the recorded results.
Get Over It. Ick.
The Girl From Yesterday (Frey). Eh.
Learn To Be Still (Henley). This is actually my favorite track of the batch. Typically good stuff that you would expect from Henley in that time period.
But unfortunately, they let Timothy B. Schmit sing a track. And Paul Carrack co-wrote it, which sounds good on paper, but Paul forgot to send over one of the tracks with a sound like "Tempted" or "Silent Running." Or even "I Live By The Groove."
Instead, he sent "Love Will Keep Us Alive" in that fateful FedEx package.
Soccer moms worldwide were swooning to the sounds of "Love Will Keep Us Alive," packaged with Schmit's still-boyish looks.
I was pissed off that they weren't playing "Boy's Night Out" on the tour.
And many years later, Jason Hare tied it all together nicely with his loving portrait of Timothy B. Schmit, the artist.
As a bonus track, here's the sign language version of "Love Will Keep Us Alive."
Dude, Sweet!
Sweet is one of those bands that is hard for me to think about. I'm sure that they might be really great, but they've been forever tainted in my world by the 6 million times that I've heard "Ballroom Blitz."
And yes @jukebox65, I will listen to REO Speedwagon instead.
While working at the radio station, we played the hell out of "Ballroom Blitz," almost as if it was a current single. But it wasn't. It had been in the ears of music fans for 20+ years at this point, and now could be identified as one of the staple tunes at classic rock. I heard it for the first time in nearly 10 years about two months ago, and it still hasn't been long enough.
"Love Is Like Oxygen" is a different story - always liked this one, still do.
These days, you can choose from two different versions of Sweet that are touring - one featuring Andy Scott, and a recent addition featuring bass player Steve Priest.
Thanks to the Priest version, we can play the fun game "Sweet or Quiet Riot?"

Can you really raise hell at 61 years of age without hurting yourself?
Anyway.
How 'bout you? Are you going to go with The Eagles or Sweet?


