Suburban Metal Dad No. 100, “Gym & Sweats, Part 3: The Compromise.”

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Teaser: In the kitchen, wife says, "You've been wearing those sweat pants for a month." Suburban Metal Dad says, "It's not like they're dirty—I wash them every day!"

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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In the kitchen, wife says, "You've been wearing those sweat pants for a month." Suburban Metal Dad says, "It's not like they're dirty—I wash them every day!" Wife says, "That's why there's a hole in the crotch." Dad says, "My boys need air!" Wife says, "If you're going to be a sweat pants guy, can you at least buy a few pairs?" Metal Dad says, "You know I hate the sporting goods store. But OK, I'll get some." Wife says, "Please don't wear those. Your junk is hanging out." Dad says, "Geez. I'll wear jeans, but I won't like it."