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Suburban Metal Dad No. 98, “Gym & Sweats, Part 1: The Horror”

Teaser: A man at the gym says, "These new shower heads suck."

Suburban Metal Dad, an original webcomic by D.X. Ferris, served fresh every Monday and Friday.

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

(Now featuring SORT-OF SOUNDTRACK! Click HERE to open a random, name-brand jam in a new window!)


In a gym locker room, a man says, "These new shower heads suck." Suburban Metal Dad says, "I'll talk to you after I wash up." Ten minutes later, the friend says, "You look like you've seen a ghost." Metal Dad says, "Old man balls. The horror. The horror."