Suburban Metal Dad no. 82, “Booger”

Posted on by D.X. Ferris

Metal Dad says, "At least she can feed herself."

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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MOm says, "The neighbor girl was here. She pulled out a huge booger and ate it." Metal Dad says, "At least she can feed herself." Mom says, "She's so skinny." Dad says, "Well, it's a low-calorie organic snack."