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Suburban Metal Dad no. 65, “‘Facebook Friends?!'”

Suburban Metal Dad sits in his office, at a computer, spits out coffee, and says, "Jon Moore wants to be friends on Facebook"?! Are you serious?"

Suburban Metal Dad, an original webcomic by D.X. Ferris, served fresh every Monday and Friday.

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

(Now featuring SORT-OF SOUNDTRACK! Click HERE to open a random jam in a new window!)

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In an office, Suburban Metal Dad looks at his computer, spits out coffee, and says, "Jon Moore wants to be friends on Facebook? Jon Moore wants to be friends on Facebook?! You know when I wish Jon Moore wanted to be friends? The semester we pledged, and he disappeared on enouragement night so he could fuck my big sister, and the Creeper and Mongo killed the rest of us in the basement for four hours, making us eat raw eggs and do pushups! Or later, when he borrowed my Ned’s Atomic Dustbin CD, never gave it back, and denied ever having it! That’s when I’d have appreciated his friendship!" A coworker says, "Then why’d you accept his friend request?" Metal Dad says, "If Facebook ever adds a DISLIKE button, I’m gonna nuke the fucker."