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Suburban Metal Dad no. 64, “Hardcore Kindle Love”

Teaser: In an office, a man says, "Owwwww." Another says, "Hey, Bob—how’s your new iPad?"

Suburban Metal Dad, an original webcomic by D.X. Ferris, served fresh every Monday and Friday.

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

(Now featuring SORT-OF SOUNDTRACK! Click HERE to open a random jam in a new window!)

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In an office, a woman says "Oouuuch." Suburban Metal Dad says, "What’s wrong?" She says, "You know how much I love my Kindle? I was reading it by the pool, and it was so awesome, I started dry-humping it. Then, in a moment of passion, I stuck it in my vaj." The man says, "Ow. That sounds a little extreme." The woman says, "Oh, it was totally worth it." Next, a man walks in, saying, "Owww," with a tablet computer stuck halfway in his butt." Metal Dad says, "Hey Bob, how do you like your new iPad?"

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