Suburban Metal Dad no. 63, “First Birthday Party, Part 4”

At a first birthday party, an adult says, "Is that kid wearing a fedora?"

Suburban Metal Dad, an original webcomic by D.X. Ferris, served fresh every Monday and Friday.

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Suburban Metal Dad

a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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At a first birthday party, an adult says, "Is that kid wearing a fedora?" Metal Dad says, "Yup. The douches get younger every year."