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16May/110

Suburban Metal Dad no. 54, “Wiffleballs, Damned Wiffleballs.”

thumbnail teaser: a man asks a clerk, "Do you only have wiffleballs in cases of 200?"

Suburban Metal Dad, an original webcomic by D.X. Ferris, served fresh every Monday and Friday. Now featuring Sort-Of Soundtrack — an optional random metal jam you can open in a new window! Check out today's strip after the jump...

Suburban Metal Dad
a webcomic by D.X. Ferris

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A man asks a clerk, "Do you only have wiffleballs in cases of 200?" The clerk says, "I could sell you a three-pack, but have you tried to find a wiffleball in your garage? It takes you at least half an hour, and by then, you're totally aggravated. With 200 balls in your house, you might be able to find one when you need it." The man says, "Good point. I'll take three cases." Seven days later, the man is in his garage, and says, "WHERE ARE ALL THE DAMN WIFFLEBALLS?!"