Suburban Metal Dad no. 45, “Soccer Season”

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Thumbnail: A dad tells his wife, "I got the kids new shin guards. Soccer season is here!" The wife says, "You're won't act like you did last year, will you?"

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First, a dad tells his wife, "I got the kids new shin guards. Soccer season is here!" The wife says, "You're won't act like you did last year, will you?" Flashback to three scenes: One, an angry dad says, "YOUR KID SUCKS!" Two, he says, "I BET THAT'S JUST ONE OF MANY PINK SOCCER BALLS YOU OWN!" Three, he says, "I WILL [DELETED] YOUR [WORD DELETED]IN' [DELETED], YOU [WORD DELETED]!!" Flashback ends. Wife says, "Just be good, please?" Husband says, "I didn't mean a lot of those things literally."

One Comment on “Suburban Metal Dad no. 45, “Soccer Season””

  1. Funny cartoon sketch you got there…reminds me of South Park when they had the kids play baseball. Stan’s dad, Randy, would always pick a fight with another day.

    Didn’t realize you have good stuff like this..I’ll come back and be a return visitor and see what else you have..

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