DXisms© are a continuing series of helpful advice, humorous observations, questions about life, and obscure movie quotes and musical references, as posted by Scene Magazine staff writer D.X. Ferris on Twitter.
They’re kinda like Dear Abby, Hints from Heloise, or Ann Landers, except they’re often cryptic, yet have a clear message. That, and they don’t suck like the other three things we just mentioned.
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Here’s today’s DXism:
Parking is way cheaper in the lower levels, because of the vampires.
