Do you like pina coladas? Me either. But I couldn’t resist the chance to put this Rupert Holmes classic *ahem* up against the second contender that you’ll hear about in a second. Rupert apparently also wrote plays, novels, and stories. I bet you didn’t know that, and if you’re like me, you didn’t care either!

But Jason Hare knew. And I knew that surely he had covered “Escape” somewhere in the award winning Mellow Gold series. And indeed, he had. Thanks to Jason, I don’t have to write anything more here.

Let’s move on.

Check out a live version of the above from the classic Frontiers and Beyond Journey documentary release. By the way, this was released very briefly on an official DVD release about 5 years ago, available for a very short time before legal problems forced the release to be pulled. If you happen to have a copy of this, drop me a line!

When I think of Journey’s “Escape,” I think of a bad-ass rock tune from a bad-ass rock band that got labeled by the critics with an unremovable “wuss band” tag that might have been a tad undeserved. Just because they brought you sweet sappy crap like “Open Arms,” “Faithfully,” and “I’ll Be Alright Without You,” is no reason to hate a band.

Put that hate right where it belongs – with Jonathan Cain, the man who lodged the “wuss factor” deep in Journey’s craw, and refused to let go until he had helped to create a catalog of wussy ballads that would pay for his house, and his other house, and another house over there, not to mention that boat that is still a sore subject.

And how much was John Waite hating life after letting Cain walk from The Babys, where he would go from stellar Babys contributions (sarcasm) like “Turnaround in Tokyo” to selling millions with Journey courtesy of tracks like “Faithfully.” Cain wrote that particular track while on the road with Journey, on a hotel room napkin that was about to go platinum.

Cain and Waite would later cross paths again in Bad English, turning out (in my opinion) two awesome albums, Bad English and Backlash, back to back before Waite decided again that Cain was still a dick, and Cain decided that the feeling was mutual on that point. A shame, because I really liked those two albums.

P.S. – Ability to hold a grudge? On Cain’s side, it was impressive. Years later when Waite toured as an opener for Journey and Peter Frampton, former Bad English bandmate Neal Schon came out to jam with Waite during his opening set. Rumors of a Bad English mini-set during the tour never came to pass, and there was no jamming with Cain.

But yeah, Journey and “Escape.” Awesome album. Awesome album cover. 9 times platinum.

Awesome tune.

Awesome video game?

We can agree to potentially disagree on that last point.

What’s it gonna be: Rupert (Don’t call me Sherlock) Holmes or Journey?