Don’t worry Ohio, Neil Diamond still loves you

Dear Columbus,
Neil Diamond loves you, he really does.
In fact, he apologizes profusely for the really crummy show you saw the other night. He knows that it really hurt to talk to your friends in Cleveland the next morning, who made sure to tell you how great the Cleveland show was.
It's all good, because Neil is going to give you a refund, all 11,000 of you. Because you and Neil, you're like brothers from another mother.
The all-out refund shocked even the concert’s promoter, with Scott Stienecker saying “I’ve sat through Vince Neil falling-down drunk before. I’ve sat through Bob Dylan not even acknowledging that there was a crowd, and neither of those artists refunded the fans."
So stop your sobbing C-Bus, it's going to be okay.
P.S. - can I borrow ten bucks?
Neil Diamond in Columbus
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Brian
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Matt Wardlaw
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Jose
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KristenK